Simply happy

I ran my eyes across the vibrant fan of colorful Moleskines. It wasn't the little notebooks I wasinterested in. Rather, it was the beautiful colors. Somehow, it just seemed magnificent the way it was arranged, the way the bright red faded into a gentle pink, the lime green and the loud cyan. It brought me…

Dear Mr. Salinger

January 27, 2010 Dear Mr. Salinger, You'll have to excuse me in my writing to you. I wish that this wouldn't be such a contrarian effort. I feel like I know you. Or perhaps that is far too bold a thing to say. Perhaps I mean to say that I feel that you would understand…

Why do I like bisexual girls?

So theoretically, if I found a bisexual Russian Jewish woman, I would have found my idea of a perfect woman. Does Jdate allow gentiles to search by sexual orientation? It's a funny thing. I'm lookingat OKCupid's matches for me, and it appears that I am attracted to a disproportionate amount of bisexual women that show…

Maybe I should move to Iceland

According to OKCupid, I should move to Iceland if I wanna find love. Or Massachusetts. And apparently I should steer clear of Ukrainian and Egyptian women. Haha, I take this all with a grainof salt, but still. Time to give some consideration to moving the hell out of New York. I never really did feel…