I came across the MySpace page of some relatively attractive girl. I'm sure she is fond of getting attention. No MySpace page would be complete without photos, and those she has in abundance. Many of them are of her in some sort of revealing top, exposing her cleavage and whatnot. Without fail, these are the…
The Bourne Conspiracy – What a shame
After playing through the first three or so hours of The Bourne Conspiracy, my first impressions of The Bourne Conspiracy's hand-to-hand combat is that it's too simple. There's nothing here that makes you feel like a multi-million dollar assassin capable of extreme ass kickery. It's all flash. It looks good, but you start to wonder…
Reclusiveness
As Penn and Teller once explained, jugglers start as socially aware children who go outside and learn juggling with other children; magicians are misfits who stay in the house and teach themselves magic tricks out of spite. I'm sure we all can see which one I am. I find myself sinking back into bitterness. I…
Different strokes for different folks
In 'Sex and the City,' number of sex partners true to New York life I was struggling when I read this article and some of the comments. I was debating whether or not I ought to even write on this. After all, different people have different values. Call me a prude, but I don't require…
Well, I finally got the Red Ring of Death
That's right, it finally happened. It was bound to happen. I was done wrapping up all the writing I had to do today and was about to plop down for a little fun: stealing cars for Stevie, choosing my next hate crime victim (don't worry, I've killed everyone from blacks to whites to blondes to…
